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Dangerous Ducks!!
How the Jamican's Made the Ducks
appearence
sightings
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Cures/ antidotes
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    This sight is to warn people of the ducks comeing from Southern United States. This in no joke. These ducks are very violent, sneezing on whoever they meet. The particals in their snot have a special bacteria in it causeing the sneezy 2 grow bananas from their ears.  And thats if you are lucky. If u get the highly infected duck, it causes you 2 get a disease called quared. If you get this u become a giant pecan.
    Fortunatly the Jamaicans did the experiments, and created this monster. Us Canadians have nothing to worry about. When I say nothing to worry about i mean that we don't have to watch the sky for Chinese bombs. Yes even the Chinese have the ducks!!

Well the Chinese and the rest of the world aren't very happy with the Jamaicans. And could you blame them? I was going to go their for my mothers death anniversery, but I have decided to go to some other place with less cruelty to animals. I think i will go to Afganistan. They are cruel to thier people but their is no animal cruelty at least! We should throw meatloaf at the Jamican's! Look whos tough now!!

This is what You will turn into
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you and your friends will end up looking like this